i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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