no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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