everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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