DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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