Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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