I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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