3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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