My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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