Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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