I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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