he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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