evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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