So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
