i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Drunk is not a location!
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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