The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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