I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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