She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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