I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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