I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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