But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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