I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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