My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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