I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
farters have to be the big spoon...
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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