Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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