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i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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