fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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