Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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