I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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