Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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