I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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