On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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