For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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