your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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