You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Boobs speak an international language.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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