okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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