They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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