yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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