i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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