Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
operation harelip BJ is a go
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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