I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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