god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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