Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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