I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
two words...techno handjob
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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