There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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