Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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