haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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