I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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