isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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