I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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