How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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