At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I party with great urgency now.
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